Inappropriate Conversations at Work: Like Pillows
Me: What's wrong, girl? (stands beside Coworker's chair)
Coworker: I'm just so frustrated with this client!
Me: Aww, try not to stress yourself too much over it. (puts one arm around seated Coworker's shoulders)
Coworker: (leans against me) Wow, your boobs are very comfortable!
Me: Uh, thanks?
Coworker: Like pillows!
Inappropriate Conversations at Work: Full and...
Coworker 1: It really is very nice, you know? It's so full and bouncy!
Coworker 2: (stares at Coworker 1 in shock and confusion)
Me: What's the problem? She was complimenting your hair.
Coworker 2: Oh! I thought she was talking about your boobs!