April 2011
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Inappropriate conversations at work: Blown away
Me: What's another term for "amaze"? Let's check the thesaurus...
Coworker: Shock, stupefy...
Me: Flabbergast, awe, blow away...
Coworker: Ooh, I like the term "blow away"! Like, "Would you like me to blow you? Sure, blow away!"
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 8th
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Inappropriate conversations at work:...
Jacq: This place serves great mussels.
Christina: If only they had a buffet option. How great would that be?! A mussels buffet!
Nikki: Mussels buffet sounds like something you'd use to describe a room full of hot men.
Christina: Mmmmm.... How about a mussels buffet served by muscles!
Jacq: Or a mussels buffet served ON muscles!
Nikki: OMG BEST IDEA EVER
Gabriel (a.k.a. token straight guy in the conversation): DON'T BE GROSS. GIRLS ARE STUPID.
Apr 7th
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“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to...”
– John Lennon (via gwenmccartney)
Apr 7th
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