Bet your workplace isn't as awesome as mine

  • Me: I just took a satisfying dump.
  • Coworker 1: Me, too!
  • Coworker 2: I love it when that happens. Doesn't it give you an extra spring in your step?
  • Me: I should post this conversation on Tumblr later.
  • Coworker 2: Here, use my iPhone!